Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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