he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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