Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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