ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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