I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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