so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
you made out with another girl for some wings
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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