Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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