The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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