At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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