You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
