I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The beer is more important than you right now.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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