I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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