His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
he fucked my hip out of place.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
