don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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