u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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