So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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