Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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