you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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