By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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