Whod you bang
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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