dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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