Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I still have a little drunk in my system
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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