watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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