I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
