even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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