why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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