Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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