you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
i think my cat just said my name.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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