haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
