We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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