let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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