i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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