You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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