He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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