but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I got inside last night via doggy door
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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