So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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