Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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