i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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