Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize