Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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