I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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