Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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