I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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