ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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