This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It's just like the Real World with babies
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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