the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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