Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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