That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
