Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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