well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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