so that wasnt chicken after all
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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