I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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